I Lie For a Living

At the International Spy Museum in Washington, D.C., you can buy the following real items. Wouldn't they make perfect gifts for writers?

• A rubber bracelet that reads: I LIE FOR A LIVING (fiction writers only, please)


• A T-shirt imprinted with the words: YOU DON'T KNOW ME (perfect for the pre-published writer or the sales-challenged)


• A coffee mug that says: DENY EVERYTHING (2 for 1, for ghostwriters)
  


• A Nancy Drew MadLibs game (to solve cases of writer's block. Bess and George, extra.)
  


• A digital spy plane (for research) Replaces earlier model, Pigeon Camera.


• The book, The Enemy Within (15 % discount if you show your internal critic)


• Handcuff earrings (only if you're re-writing Pretty Woman)


• An electronic voice transformer (instantly converts 1st person to 3rd)


• Crystal lipstick pen (guaranteed to produce a hot pink cover)
  


• An invisible journal (to record your first royalty statement)

Please note:
• Tree Stump Listening Device no longer available, due to protests about The Giving Tree

Happy shopping!