Gifts for Writers and Readers (Part Three)

I should have thought up a shiny bow of a name for these gift posts. As it stands, I can only present you with links for Part One and Part Two.

Stop with the puns. On to the shopping!

Smencils

Made of recycled newspaper. (You can see layers of newsprint when you sharpen them.) Plus, they have two of my favorite foods: rootbeer and popcorn. No custom scents, yet, but maybe if all the writers and readers beg together we can get Scent of a New Book. (If you want eau de old paperback, go here.)

Write No Evil Pens
Choose carefully who you give these to.
We don't want the world becoming ALL bunnies and rainbows.



Scroll Pen
For those who never have a pen and paper at the same time.
Me? I'm afraid I would lose both.

And lest this gift selection become all about writing and nothing about reading:

Post-It Page Flags
Because a folded-down page corner is sadly lacking in nuance.




If you like quiet while you read...




or if you don't....
(CD sales benefit the Chincoteague Library Building Fund)




60 minute recording of a vacuum cleaner

...or if you just need white noise
and the illusion that your housework
is magically getting done while you read.